Sarcastic Birthday Card What Doesn't Kill You Makes You an Alcoholic

We all know that you are what you eat, but nobody has mentioned anything about being what you drink, so get the party started and celebrate your friend's birthday with a few cocktails and this witty birthday card.

• Our Funny and Rude Unisex Birthday Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message or Best Wishes for Him or Her
• This Sassy Birthday Greeting Card is Printed on High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper
• This Humorous Happy B-Day Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Husband, Wife, Best Friend, Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List
• This Modern and Sarcastic Birthday Wishes Stationery Note Card Measures 5 Inches by 7 Inches
• All of Our Awesome and Silly Greetings Cards Are Individually Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in a Padded Shipping Envelope
• If you'd like us to hand write a message inside, please click the anonymous or personal message option above, and type your message in the box before you add to cart.

 

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