Funny Bday Card The Older You Get the More Everyone Can Kiss Your Ass

It is a known fact that the older you get, the more everyone can kiss your ass just because it's your given birthright! Give this sarcastic birthday card to anyone that has a birthday coming up regardless of their age!

• Our Honest Humor Birthday Card "The Older You Get The More Everyone Can Kiss Your Ass" is Blank Inside for Your Personal Handwritten Best Wishes Message for Him or Her.
  
  
• This Comical Witty Birthday Greeting Card is Printed on High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper.
  
  
• This Humorous Happy B-Day Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Husband, Wife, Best Friend, Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List.
  
  
• Our Modern and Trendy Birthday Wishes Stationery Note Card Measures 5" x 7" inches.
  
  
• All of Our Awesome and Silly Greetings Cards Are Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in Shipping Envelope.
  
  
• If you'd like us to hand write a message inside, please click the anonymous or personal message option above, and type your message in the box before you add to cart.

 

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