Funny Sarcastic Birthday Card -Here's Your Fat Free Vegan Organic Bday

Send this sarcastic humor funny birthday greeting card to your fat free, gluten free, sugar, carb, dairy free, organic, vegan always starving friend. Although this witty card is just as flat and dry as a carb-free cake, make sure to gift them a birthday cake with extra frosting and sprinkles, and hand it to them with a huge ass sarcastic smile on your face!

• Our Funny "Here's Your Fat-Free, Sugar Free, Carb Free...Vegan and Organic Card" Birthday Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message, Note or Greeting.
• This Comical Happy Birthday Greeting Card is Printed on High Quality Heavy White Stock Paper and it's the perfect card to send to your gym aficionado friends and family.
• This Witty Happy B-Day Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Wife, Husband, Best Friend, Co-Worker, Boss, Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Yogi, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Anyone that is a Health Nut.
  
• Our Sarcastic and Honest Birthday Card measures 5" by 7" inches.
• All of Our Greetings Cards Are Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in Shipping Envelope.
• If you'd like us to hand write a message inside, please click the anonymous or personal message option above, and type your message in the box before you add to cart

 

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