Funny Wedding Card You'll Never Have Sex With Another Person Again

Newlyweds couldn't be more happy and joyful on their wedding day surrounded by friends and family that will be the witnesses to their undying love... that's until reality hits and they realize that they'll never have sex with another person again. Unless of course they're pricks and decide to cheat, but we have another card for that just in case. Make sure to be the special person that reminds them how lucky they are to bang the same person for the rest of their lives. We're pretty sure they'll thank you for it!

• Our Funny "Congrats on Your Wedding - I'm Sorry You'll Never Have Sex with Another Person Again." Marriage Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message, Note or Best Wishes for The Soon To Be NewlyWeds.
• This Humorous Congratulations Wedding Greeting Card is Printed on High Quality Heavy White Stock Paper.
• Our Inspirational but Sarcastic Wedding Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Best Friend, BFF, Mother or Father (In Case This Is Her or His Second Wedding), Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Ex- Girlfriend or Boyfriend, or to Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List.
• Our Sarcastic and Honest Wedding, Bridal Shower Party, Divorce and Bridesmaid Greeting Cards measure 5" x 7" Inches.
• All of Our Awesome and Silly Bridal Shower Party Greetings Cards Are Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in Shipping Envelope.
• If you'd like us to hand write a message inside, please click the anonymous or personal message option above, and type your message in the box before you add to cart.

 

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