Funny Wedding Card Wishing You a Lifetime of Happiness and Orgasms

Avoid any cliché wedding cards, and give this funny and honest love wedding card to the happy couple to wish them a lifetime of orgasmic happiness. Your witty card and best wishes will by far stand out from the rest, and the newlyweds will forever cherish your best wishes.



• Our Funny but Honest "Congratulations - Wishing You a Lifetime of Happiness and Orgasms." Wedding Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message, Note or Best Wishes for The Soon To Be Newlyweds.

• This Humorous Congratulations Wedding Card is Printed on High Quality Heavy White Stock Paper.

• Our Inspirational and Witty Wedding Card for the Bride or Groom, and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Best Friend, BFF, Mother or Father (In Case This Is Her or His Second Wedding), Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Ex- Girlfriend or Boyfriend, or to Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List.

• Our Sarcastic and Honest Wedding, Bridal Shower Party, Divorce and Bridesmaid Greeting Cards measure 5" x 7" Inches.

• All of Our Awesome and Silly Bridal Shower Party Greetings Cards Are Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in Shipping Envelope.
• If you'd like us to hand write a message inside, please click the anonymous or personal message option above, and type your message in the box before you add to cart.

 

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